Wandering online and wondering

I was just fooling around and checking out 4×4 galleries around the internet when I stumbled upon this one guys rather extensive galleries. There is every damn picture he has taken in his life, I assume. I men there is hundreds and hindreds of BAD and CRAPPY photos of his life.

 There were lot of trucks, lot of four wheeling vehicles from part to present. Every single truck he has driven, weither it was own, rented, test drived, friends or what ever. There were also lot of ATV pictures. And pictures from their little off-road safaris around where-ever. What really got to me was that when ever they were not wheeling going on in the photos, they were eating and… ..-add drum-roll-… ..drinknig fucking beer! Best of all there were lot of hunting trip photos, but all they were doing was off-roading a bit, camping, drinking gallons of beer and get this: bbq’ing what ever THEY BROUGHT WITH THEM!! I mean, what the fuck?! THey’re supposed to be on hunting trip and they have trailer-loads of fucking meat FROM THE GROCERY STORE or what ever Seven-Eleven. Sure, they had guns, loads of guns.. ..

And the offroading! They were on this one “hunting trip” with ATVs and there were loads of photos where people were wheeling for example over a stream vearing just t-shirt, boots and jeans. I mean, no fucknig protective gear, no helmets what so ever! And best part is that the guys watching and waiting their turns were DRINKING the FUCKING BEER ON THE BACKGROUND!! I think there were even 7-year old kinds drinking beer. “Dad, can I have a Bud too?” “Goddammit son, I told you, you’re a minor, that is a child u kno’, and you’re only gettin’ yer Bud LIGHTS” “But Daaa-ad!!” “Shut the fuck up and go count your bullets!”

Well, you can imagine what kind of hunting trips those are from that, but I will explain a bit more. There is one photo that is the mint one, a picture that captures everything from intelligence all the way to the values of these redneck, hillbillies. There’s this one fat fucker on his big-ass monster-truck inspired ATV crossing this damn stream with t-shirt, jeans and fucking “Miller Time!” trucker-cap. He’s seemingly DRUNK, eyes bit fucked up and red nose and all the signs. He is steering through the water with a FUCKING BEER CAN IN ONE HAND!! And a damn cigarette hanging from his rotting teeth filled mouth. And if that is not enough, he has his “hunting rifle” hanging from his neck. It’s a goddamn AK-47 or some chinese copy of the rifle. I mean, come the fucking on!! There’s loads of different REAL hunting rifles around that’s do the job well, but this asshole has his AK-fuckin’-47 with him!! Is he afraid that the deer will come for him? That when he shoots and misses the heart or head just because he’s so damn wasted from all the beers he had before and the deer will get pissed off and comes at him shooting with his little, weird deer shotgun?! “Damn you redneck, I’ll give u some with this deer-shotgun and get my family some beer marinated, cigarette seasoned redneck ass to feast on this evening!”. Yup, one must have enoguh fire power and preserrably a full automatic assault rifles. Those damn deers are sneaky bastards with their deer-shotguns.

Why don’t they just say it like it is? It’s not fucking hunting, it’s getting shit-faced with your redneck palls in the middle of nowhere forest, shooting around crazy and driving your 4×4 vehicles drunk without a fear of getting busted by the highway patrol..

D-Ma

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About dobermann
Native Finn living in greater Helsinki area, currently in Vantaa. Still avoiding growing up, been somewhat succesful, thanks to my dogs. Passionate about music, hot rods & customs, dobermanns, motorcycles and everything I might foind interesting. I am just as boring in real life as I am in this blog. I do my best and have succeeded in it very well. Any other info, look from my posts or ask, thank you. D-Ma

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