The Realm of Dobermann

Lex, you must’ve known I’d fall into doing this too, so here we go.

8. WHATS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Got two of ‘em: S and I

9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED?
I’ve gotto go with Lex: 24 and the Oz! lol

Nice mileage

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Who would have believed one can get this good consumption figures with Opel Omega MV6 on normal driving! Used to be 11,2l/100km with the previous owner..

It was fun as long as it lasted, but now it is time to wait for the new year! I got few really cool presents and better yet I gave even cooler presents. I’m so cool! lol

This Christmas I managed to avoid all the rush and pain in the stores and traffic. I had bought all the gifts early, why wait for the last moment if you spot something cool for someone couple months earlier?

My father spent his Christmas in Lappland with the family living in Rovaniemi. He drove there with his brother to spend the Christmas with their father, my grandfather, who is yet again bit more tired and feeling bit worse. He has cancer that “comes and gos” but every cycle takes him notch more to worse. I hope there’s at least one more Christmas.. Anyway, my father should get back here south for new year and he is supposed to go to his cabin with Kainu. This because Kainu does NOT like fireworks at all and gets anxious. There, in the middle of nowhere, he can just chill out with my father and have fun weekend.

I’m not going to have any rockets and bombs myself, but we’re definately going out to see the flashes and boombs. Yes, we’re spending nice and easy new year with few friends ..and with the dogs that stay home for the new year. For the fireworks I have a little bit of vodka in my “canteen” so it won’t be too cold.

I did switch the Christmas theme since it’s gone and decided to try something different, et least for the new year. Ifi like this current theme I might just keep it.

D-Ma  

Yup, I jumped in the bandwagon and put on the Christmas-theme for the holidays. You have great time and see you later guys!!

 D-Ma

I have stuff to do before Christmas, like going through the flat. Yes, Christmas Clean-Up. I don’t mind since the flat is not that big and I have all the time I need before Christmas Eve. Monday morning I did do final adjustment to this last essay I had to return and returned it to the teacher in the afternoon. Today, tuesday I have done absolutely NOTHING! Well, I did go for a long walk with the dogs ad had luch with a friend of mine. Ok, not really a lunch in that way, it was pizza, but what a pizza! lol

I feel so good now that everything is done already and I can just chill. It felt so good to do nothing today. Tomorrow I’ll get up early and go through my magazines ald throw away the ones I’m not going to keep. Then off to the gym around 10am and after that a long walk with the dogs. Then I’ll start the cleaning from bedroom and go from there towards the hall. Yes, the bedroom is in the other end of the apartment. I might have to take in the carpet from the balcony, but I’m afraid it has frozen stuck to the floor.. Shit happens, but I can get it inside, way or another.

Oh well, enough of blabbering. I’ll get back to you guys some time later. I have been thinknig about stuff to post and I’m working on something.

D-Ma

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Asshole and his brother dumb fuck parking next to each other.

Yes, I did email my EU Studies assignment back to teacher few moments ago and my course grade is there when he grades my assignment. And I feel good, just great! This course has been quite easy for me, well at least it feels like that.. I know a bit about the topic and the teacher’s style suits my personal type of studying. But still I think he did a prank on me, friendly prank, but a prank still nevertheless.

I did miss the exam because I was sick and this assignment was to cover the exam. He did email me the assignment and few links to resources regarding the 4 topics I was supposed to discuss about. And buy I did, discuss that is. I had to shorted all my answers a bit sisnce it’s not required to write a book, just to write four rather simple essays.. Still, his resources were amazing, I mean there were so much interesting stuff to read that I found myself still READING around 2am last night and had NOTHING on paper yet! –and I was supposed to return the assinment today. I was bit bummed when I went to sleep, but this morning I felt good. It did help a lot to read so much before starting. In fact I just had to check out only couple things, mainly figures, while I was writing.

Well, I hope my answers were enough, but I’m not too worried about this course. There’s one exam I will re-sit since I missed most of the classes (Was sick quite a while, remember..) and I didn’t really have time to read much of it. I know I can get whole lot better grade even with the re-sit deduction if I have some time to read for it. Heh.

D-Ma

I was just fooling around and checking out 4×4 galleries around the internet when I stumbled upon this one guys rather extensive galleries. There is every damn picture he has taken in his life, I assume. I men there is hundreds and hindreds of BAD and CRAPPY photos of his life.

 There were lot of trucks, lot of four wheeling vehicles from part to present. Every single truck he has driven, weither it was own, rented, test drived, friends or what ever. There were also lot of ATV pictures. And pictures from their little off-road safaris around where-ever. What really got to me was that when ever they were not wheeling going on in the photos, they were eating and… ..-add drum-roll-… ..drinknig fucking beer! Best of all there were lot of hunting trip photos, but all they were doing was off-roading a bit, camping, drinking gallons of beer and get this: bbq’ing what ever THEY BROUGHT WITH THEM!! I mean, what the fuck?! THey’re supposed to be on hunting trip and they have trailer-loads of fucking meat FROM THE GROCERY STORE or what ever Seven-Eleven. Sure, they had guns, loads of guns.. ..

And the offroading! They were on this one “hunting trip” with ATVs and there were loads of photos where people were wheeling for example over a stream vearing just t-shirt, boots and jeans. I mean, no fucknig protective gear, no helmets what so ever! And best part is that the guys watching and waiting their turns were DRINKING the FUCKING BEER ON THE BACKGROUND!! I think there were even 7-year old kinds drinking beer. “Dad, can I have a Bud too?” “Goddammit son, I told you, you’re a minor, that is a child u kno’, and you’re only gettin’ yer Bud LIGHTS” “But Daaa-ad!!” “Shut the fuck up and go count your bullets!”

Well, you can imagine what kind of hunting trips those are from that, but I will explain a bit more. There is one photo that is the mint one, a picture that captures everything from intelligence all the way to the values of these redneck, hillbillies. There’s this one fat fucker on his big-ass monster-truck inspired ATV crossing this damn stream with t-shirt, jeans and fucking “Miller Time!” trucker-cap. He’s seemingly DRUNK, eyes bit fucked up and red nose and all the signs. He is steering through the water with a FUCKING BEER CAN IN ONE HAND!! And a damn cigarette hanging from his rotting teeth filled mouth. And if that is not enough, he has his “hunting rifle” hanging from his neck. It’s a goddamn AK-47 or some chinese copy of the rifle. I mean, come the fucking on!! There’s loads of different REAL hunting rifles around that’s do the job well, but this asshole has his AK-fuckin’-47 with him!! Is he afraid that the deer will come for him? That when he shoots and misses the heart or head just because he’s so damn wasted from all the beers he had before and the deer will get pissed off and comes at him shooting with his little, weird deer shotgun?! “Damn you redneck, I’ll give u some with this deer-shotgun and get my family some beer marinated, cigarette seasoned redneck ass to feast on this evening!”. Yup, one must have enoguh fire power and preserrably a full automatic assault rifles. Those damn deers are sneaky bastards with their deer-shotguns.

Why don’t they just say it like it is? It’s not fucking hunting, it’s getting shit-faced with your redneck palls in the middle of nowhere forest, shooting around crazy and driving your 4×4 vehicles drunk without a fear of getting busted by the highway patrol..

D-Ma

No parking

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I wonder how anyone could see that sign.. All those others distracting..

WTF?

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I bet that piece of shit on the trunk did cost more than the Volvo itself. And it’s still fucking ugly!