A conversation had with cow-orker after returning to office from lunch:
cow-orker: “Where have you been?! I’ve been here waiting for you for 20min!”
D-Ma:”Well, I was at lunch. I didn’t know you were coming.”
cow-orker:”Humph, I came here straight from lunch and didn’t see you there..”
D-Ma:”Don’t you always go to that chinese place? And as you know I live right around the corner ad have lunch at home.. So yeah, I wasn’t “there”.”
cow-orker:”You came from home?? Now?? Didn’t you know you should be here by 10am??”
D-Ma:”What ever.. What’s the prob?”
cow-orker (still upset): “Uh.. Oh.. Why you have those papers here? They should’ve been sent out on friday”
D-Ma:” Cock-knocker brought them this morning and wanted an input from me”
cow-orker:”You’re not making any sense. This morning? You said you just came from home?!”
D-Ma(irritated):”Forget it, wha you want then?”
cow-orker:”You shouldn’t see those documents!”
D-Ma (sarcastic):”Oh, really? Are they going to make me sick?”
cow-orker (worried):”Why, do you feel sick? You should go to doctor. Is that why you came in late??”
D-Ma (getting really pissed off):”NO! You can take the papers and go tell Cock-knocker you took them from me..”
cow-orker (scared):”No no no no. You seem them through, but bring them to me then..”
Cow-orker leaves. I browse the documents and realize they were from me originally.. Easy, just take them to cow-orker, I thought.
15min later at cow-orker’s cubicle (at least I get my own room starting tomorrow…….)
D-Ma:”Here’s the papers you wanted.”
cow-orker:”Great! Thanks!”
Flips through the papers and goes berserk
cow-orker:”THESE ARE NOT THE DOCUMENTS I WANTED!!! WHY YOU BRING THESE TO ME??”
D-Ma (blows fuse):”Because you came to me and wanted them, you moron!”
cow-orker:”Noooo!! Not THESE the other ones!”
D-Ma:”Well, those are all there were:”
cow-orker:”why ypou didn’t say so in the first place??!
D-Ma:”Because you didn’t tell what yuo wanted except you wanted these documents.”
cow-orker:”Really?”
I was so pissed off, I just had to (even though I will hear from it later) say:
D-Ma:”Does you mom drink? Does she cry a lot?”
cow-orker (puzzled):”Uhmm.. huh? Why?”
D-Ma:”Because of you?”
I left and now am here.This cow-orker is male in his late 40’s and is so f***ed up in the head department. He’s doing accounts..
Thank god I DID NOT have shotgun, battle axe or even baseball bat with me.. ..and it’s only monday..
D-Ma
It was almost impossible to get parking space. Even though there’s 4600 spots, EVERY parking hall/section was blinking red FULL sign.. I finally parked at the employee parking (we have the licence in my car!) ..
